i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
“what are you going to look like when you’re older?”
Like I fucking lived one hell of a life.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body
you need an award right now
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.