hi :)
I'm Courtney, 20 years old, I live in Pretoria (which is in South Africa)
Feel free to ask me anything :)
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
(via baabyxshee)
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
(Source: brigwife, via cyanide-promises)
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
(Source: trentaicedcoffee, via on-my-way-to-fit)
“what are you going to look like when you’re older?”
Like I fucking lived one hell of a life.
(Source: thievinggenius, via on-my-way-to-fit)
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body
you need an award right now
(via nana-princess)
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
(via mayibethin)